Sean Barry Parsons
Bigger & Faster Unisex t-shirt
Bigger & Faster Unisex t-shirt
Regular price
$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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Tell the people in your life, but especially your disrespectful daughter Tina, that you will alwaysbeat them with this beautiful design. It works at establishing dominance in almost any instance, because respect is owed to you, and yes, the people in your life should be your fans. Let everyone know at work, MGM Studios, or simply around the house, you are an apex predator operating to their disadvantage. "But that's not fair!" they'll cry! Ah...but nobody ever said life was fair Tina.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |