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Sean Barry Parsons

Bigger & Faster Unisex t-shirt

Bigger & Faster Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
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Tell the people in your life, but especially your disrespectful daughter Tina, that you will alwaysbeat them with this beautiful design. It works at establishing dominance in almost any instance, because respect is owed to you, and yes, the people in your life should be your fans. Let everyone know at work, MGM Studios, or simply around the house, you are an apex predator operating to their disadvantage. "But that's not fair!" they'll cry! Ah...but nobody ever said life was fair Tina.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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