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Sean Barry Parsons

Bigger & Faster Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Bigger & Faster Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 USD
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Tell the people in your life, but especially your disrespectful daughter Tina, that you will alwaysbeat them with this beautiful design. It works at establishing dominance in almost any instance, because respect is owed to you, and yes, the people in your life should be your fans. Let everyone know at work, MGM Studios, or simply around the house, you are an apex predator operating to their disadvantage. "But that's not fair!" they'll cry! Ah...but nobody ever said life was fair Tina.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
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